was going back home to my old house in PJ, dalam LRT.

There was this homeless looking guy, but dressed up in the right manner. He was unbelievably outspoken. Cakap-cakap dengan semua orang yang tengok dia. He looks very old and untidy. Well, what would you feel if you look at middle-aged, untidy, and homeless looking guy?GOSH.

As i walk by him to sit, he dragged all of his attention to me and start asking me about something unusual and i felt a bit weird. He's explaining about rocket science to 72 years old grandma and believe me, she's feeling rather uneasy to sat beside him.

He's speaking as if there's no tomorrow. He pointed at all of the passenger in the train and asking all about random questions. and he started to laugh and smile. Then found happily shout at everyone, in English.

"Goodness gracious, there's a great ball of fire. oh, would you mind take a look outside the window? my my my"

And then, its my turn. Quite true i must say that i got that freaking uneasy feelings when he started to speak, to me. He's asking about the interaction of aerodynamic forces and structural flexibility, potentially causing flutter,and divergence. And then began to startled and stumbled.

" oh sir, With all due respect sir, can you keep the volume low, it do annoy some people here" I asked him directly

" Why would I lower my voice, does it invade your personal space or does it propel a caesium and indium. due to their high atomic weights, low ionization potentials, and low melting points? "

He must be a rocket scientist, crazy rocket scientist perhaps. Salah turun ilmu ni.

"but sir, does it..."

"Do you know about the study of orbital mechanics including prediction of orbital elements when given a select few variables. While few schools in the United States teach this at the undergraduate level, several have graduate programs covering this topic but usually in conjunction with the Physics department of said college or university.."

Further he add "Aeroacoustics is a branch of acoustics that studies noise generation via either turbulent fluid motion or aerodynamic forces interacting with surfaces. Noise generation can also be associated with periodically varying flows. Although no complete scientific theory of the generation of noise by aerodynamic flows has been established, most practical aeroacoustic analysis relies upon the so-called Acoustic Analogy, whereby the governing equations of motion of the fluid are coerced into a form reminiscent of the wave equation of "classical" (i.e. linear) acoustics."

Ok now, i think i should change place. I can't stand this hideous idea of this particularly old man.

"Acoustic music comprises music that solely or primarily uses instruments which produce sound through entirely acoustic means, as opposed to electric or electronic means. The retronym "acoustic music" appeared after the advent of electric instruments, such as the electric guitar, bass guitar, electric organ and synthesizer."

Serious shit, I started to get uneasy. feeling rather weird.

" An electronic amplifier is a device for increasing the power of a signal. It does this by taking energy from a power supply and controlling the output to match the input signal shape but with a larger amplitude. In this sense, an amplifier may be considered as modulating the output of the power supply. OMG i'm lactating."

Tolong!. **Keluar LRT Taman Paramount

1 comment:

M. Saddam said...

hahaha, freakin awesome, pakcik encyclopedia betol..good one ariff! keep going with the good stuffs!